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POV: your stepdad's at the gay bar (and he's doing great)

from Loveboner Are Reinventing Oral Sex by Loveboner

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You say “thanks for the ride,” he says “have a good night”
And then one of your mates says “hey why don’t you stay for a while?”
And he says “alright, maybe I’ll come inside”
“And If I only have a couple beers I should be OK to drive”

And you know that he's good for you mum
But you never never knew that he could be so much fun

‘cause your stepdad’s at the gay bar
He’s trying real hard to connect
You didn’t even know he smoked, but now he’s sharing all his cigarettes
He told your mum that he’d be home late, and he’s buying shots for you and all your mates
Yeah, your step dad’s at the gay bar and he’s doing great

He seems pretty proud
To fit in with this crowd
And he doesn’t even deign to complain that the music’s too loud
Now his habitual frown has turned right upside down
And you’re pretty sure he’s mouthing the words along to Spinning Around

If you were afraid it’d be weird, you needn’t fear
He’s not queer, but he’s here, he’s had three light beers

‘cause your stepdad’s at the gay bar
He’s trying real hard to connect
A twink just pinched his nipples and he didn’t even break a sweat
He told your mum that he’d be home late, and he’s buying shots for you and all your mates
Yeah, your step dad’s at the gay bar and he’s doing great

I know sometimes I can be a bit of a dag
And I know there will always be things that I don’t understand
And don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m trying to replace your old man
But I tell you tonight’s one of the finest nights that I’ve ever had

I know it sounds silly, but I feel privileged that I’ve had the chance
To be part of your life, and watch you grow up as a man
And to come here tonight, and see all the beautiful friends that you have
I tell you, I’m real fucking proud to be your stepdad

And so you party ‘til the break of dawn
Then he gets up at six AM to mow the lawn

‘cause your stepdad’s at the gay bar
He’s trying real hard to connect
And you’re glad is there, I mean who cares if you can’t have any bathroom sex?
He’s spent more on the drinks he’s bought than your dad ever spent on child support
Yeah, your step dad’s at the gay bar and he’s doing great

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from Loveboner Are Reinventing Oral Sex, released July 1, 2022

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