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Clever Girl
02:22
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I hate this goddamn dinosaur park
I don't know why I came
I can't put on my seatbelt
'cause the ends are both the same
I used to know all about bones
but never did I think
that I'd become the fossil and
my kind would be extinct
They told me it would all be safe
'cause the dinosaurs were chicks
They said there's no way they could mate
'cause none of them have dicks
But Dr. Wu forgot about
the bullfrog DNA
and chaos theory never fails
so life - uh - finds a way
God creates dinosaurs
God kills dinosaurs
God creates man
and man kills god
Man creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs eat man
and woman inherits the earth
And now we’ve lost our power
and they’ve broken through the gates
and Nedry’s eyes are burning
‘cause they squirted in his face
We locked them in the kitchen
but they’ve learned to open doors
and now I see the future’s theirs
and we’re the dinosaurs
I never thought that playing god
could ever go so wrong
I’m used to having all the power
I’ve had it for so long
I never thought my greatest fear
would be a clever girl
Just hope they tone down
the misandry in Jurassic world
God creates dinosaurs
God kills dinosaurs
God creates man
and man kills god
Man creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs eat man
and woman inherits the earth
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Mates
03:18
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Dunno if it’s just me or if you're feeling it too
but sometimes when we hang out, boy I get so confused
Bro, I know you’re my mate and mate I know you’re my bro
but sometimes I feel like there’s a little more between us y’know?
Remember when those two girls made us kiss on a dare
and we kinda kept on kissing when the girls weren’t there?
We make out when we’re stoned and I know it’s no homo
So how come I get a boner when you are I are alone, though?
When we’re mates.
We’re just really good mates
Man it’s so hard, man
Well we’re both blokey blokes, and we wrestle alot
Don’t tell me it’s just me that finds that a little bit hot
When we’re just palling around, but we’re just mates being mates
It’s not like I wanna date ya, I mean aren’t we both straight?
It’s not like I like-like you like we both like-like girls,
but man, you brighten my day, you’re my whole fucking world
Don’t mean to make it weird, but bro there’s something between us
Not as if I like to touch myself and think of your penis
Fuck it, or maybe I do? Maybe it’s all fucking true?
Maybe I wish you felt for me the way I feel about you!
But we’re mates.
We’re just really good mates
Man it’s so hard, man
Ughn!
Mates
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You are the most beautiful person in this sea of beautiful people because really all people are beautiful but none so much as you
And my vision’s getting blurry, but you make my tongue feel much less furry and my world is without worries and it’s only early too
Now everything you say’s amazing, I’m in a daze and fucking crazy about they way the lasers trace their playful way across your face
And I know the night is cold but when I hold your hand I smolder, tell you things I’ve never told you since we’re in this perfect place
Like no one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful than you
when I’m on MDMA
And we head out into the night following the lights on the horizon but you're the brightest light in my dilated and delighted eyes
And everything just looks so pretty, and god you are so fucking pretty, and since when were there so many fucking stars up the sky?
And all our friends start to appear, and I’m so grateful that they’re all here, and I whisper into their ears all my feelings about you,
And I say some stuff I shouldn’t say, stuff best saved for a later day, but of all the words that escape my mouth there’s none that are more true (than these ones)
No one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful than you
when I’m on MDMA
When I wake up I’m feeling dead and there’s a buzzing in my head, but I feel oh so fucking grateful that you’re next to me in bed
I forgot to plug my phone in, burnt out all my serotonin and I’m incapable of boning, good thing we’re both so good at head
And we stay in bed all day until our headaches go away and this is where I wanna stay because you make me feel so warm and safe
And the light invades our tired eyes but I try to keep them open wide so I can spend my come down looking at your perfect face
No one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful than you
When I am coming down
No one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful and no one is more beautiful than you!
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What’s the point of getting up at 6 to go salute the sun
when I could just say in bed some more and have some of my own fun?
But I guess if I go to this yoga class I might just meet some chicks
Or failing that I might just learn some valuable tricks
After all, what’s the point of yoga?
What’s the point of yoga?
What’s the point of yoga if I can’t suck my own dick?
What’s the point of misappropriating Eastern philosophy
iIf I can’t apply it practically to S’ing my own D?
What’s the point of being a downward dog who can’t fetch his own stick?
And what’s the point of yoga?
What’s the point of yoga?
What’s the point of yoga if I can’t suck my own dick?
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick dick!
Oh, I listened to the instructor, I was a fucking joy to teach
but although I strained my junk remained forever out of reach
I said “listen to me yogi, there’s just one thing I want to know
What’s the point of all the this stretching if not autofellatio?”
Say what’s the point of sitting here acting like I ain’t missing you?
What’s the point of even acting like you might just miss me too?
What’s the point of all these ifs and buts that only make me sick?
And what’s the point of yoga?
Tell me what’s the point of shaving?
What’s the point of deep connections?
What’s the point of online dating?
What’s the point of eating healthy?
What’s the point of being lonely?
What’s the point of staying sober,
waiting for my one and only?
What’s the point of all that bullshit?
If I can’t suck my own
Can’t suck my own
Can’t suck my own
Can’t suck my own
What’s the point of yoga if I can’t suck my own dick?
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Loveboner Melbourne, Australia
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We play love songs.
Laura plays the instrument.
Chris plays the drums and sings.
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