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Loveboner Are Reinventing Oral Sex

by Loveboner

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You say “thanks for the ride,” he says “have a good night” And then one of your mates says “hey why don’t you stay for a while?” And he says “alright, maybe I’ll come inside” “And If I only have a couple beers I should be OK to drive” And you know that he's good for you mum But you never never knew that he could be so much fun ‘cause your stepdad’s at the gay bar He’s trying real hard to connect You didn’t even know he smoked, but now he’s sharing all his cigarettes He told your mum that he’d be home late, and he’s buying shots for you and all your mates Yeah, your step dad’s at the gay bar and he’s doing great He seems pretty proud To fit in with this crowd And he doesn’t even deign to complain that the music’s too loud Now his habitual frown has turned right upside down And you’re pretty sure he’s mouthing the words along to Spinning Around If you were afraid it’d be weird, you needn’t fear He’s not queer, but he’s here, he’s had three light beers ‘cause your stepdad’s at the gay bar He’s trying real hard to connect A twink just pinched his nipples and he didn’t even break a sweat He told your mum that he’d be home late, and he’s buying shots for you and all your mates Yeah, your step dad’s at the gay bar and he’s doing great I know sometimes I can be a bit of a dag And I know there will always be things that I don’t understand And don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m trying to replace your old man But I tell you tonight’s one of the finest nights that I’ve ever had I know it sounds silly, but I feel privileged that I’ve had the chance To be part of your life, and watch you grow up as a man And to come here tonight, and see all the beautiful friends that you have I tell you, I’m real fucking proud to be your stepdad And so you party ‘til the break of dawn Then he gets up at six AM to mow the lawn ‘cause your stepdad’s at the gay bar He’s trying real hard to connect And you’re glad is there, I mean who cares if you can’t have any bathroom sex? He’s spent more on the drinks he’s bought than your dad ever spent on child support Yeah, your step dad’s at the gay bar and he’s doing great
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released July 1, 2022

Written and performed by Loveboner
Bass by Lemons Stolk
Trumpet by Rob Gardiner
Monologue in "Stepdad" by Tom Thomas
Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Calum Newton

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Loveboner Melbourne, Australia

We are Loveboner.
We play love songs.
Laura plays the instrument.
Chris plays the drums and sings.

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